queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via crystallized-teardrops)

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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(Source: zootedboy, via conflicting)

"

Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck

because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies

but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you

that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.

"